Vote Coming on Minimum Wage, Apparently Related to Politics

It's expected that, behind the backing of moderate Republicans, a bill that will raise the nation's minimum wage upwards of $7 will come to a vote following Congress' break is September. It's RUMORED that many Republicans from working-class districts are using the bill as leverage for midterm elections. (SHOCKED.) Dem leader Nancy Pelosi, who is batshit crazy, is accusing the GOP of attaching various riders and the like, which is not a batshit crazy accusation. Hilarity ensues.

In a statement from high-schoolers abroad: "Whatev."

The response from hard-working illegal immigrants? Now hates employer more that he brags about saving additional money without legal workers.

God Bless America.

House GOP Pressing Vote on Minimum Wage (Houston Chronicle)
Raise minimum wage, not wall against immigration (Houston Chronicle)