Did you get the new cover sheets for those TPS Reports?

I don't know if people understand the massive amount of paperwork that's done when just one person is taken off of supervised probation. That being said, about Eleventy billion people are scheduled to come out from under the watchful eye of the Cambridge Municipal Court Probation Department today.

Thusly, I'm crushed under a pile of papers while being attacked by a bevy of rubber stamps.

However, that hotbed of terrorist activity Marietta, Ohio is in custody of two men suspected of aiding terrorist activity. Ohio's first settlement, Marietta is also well known for underachieving sports teams and...um...well...floods. An obvious terror-target. (Folks, that's alliteration worthy of a republican talking point.)

Facing Charges of Aiding Terrorism (WTAP News)