Army to open theme park around museum, will 'trick' civilians into learning

The US Army has long held a plan of opening a museum in Fairfax County, Florida. However, by choosing to use no federal funds to do so, the world's greatest military has a plan....open an amusement park around it.

The museum, slated to cost around $300 million, is also to be shaped like the Congressional Medal of Honor, (those clever bastards,) and tenatively scheduled to open in 2013.

If there isn't a ride named either "Pirates of Guantanamo Bay" or "Rummy's Wild Ride" then you can count me out.

I bet the Air Force has better coasters anyway.

Army Ponders Amusement Venue, Hotel At Ft. Belvoir (Washington Post)