I'm not a racist, some of my best friends are ******.

Two amazing things are about to happen here:

1. I'm about to link to a story from FOX News, (a complete oxymoron.)
2. You're about to learn even more about Mel Gibson. (Eat it, live it, love it.)

As it turns out, Mel Gibson's long time bodyguard is not only Jewish but also hails from Israel. So he's, like, REALLY Jewish. No word on the awkward conversation that is bound to ensue. Tracking...

However, it is expected that Mel won't be hiding the matzah at seder.

On a positive note, I FINALLY have a reason to post this....


YES!

Mel Gibson Has Israeli Bodyguard (FOX News)

Mel Gibson's most important movie may not be released (AP via San Jose Mercury News)