Finally, Industrialism's Answer to Global Warming

It's finally happened. We're talking about fixing the O-Zone layer through science, (or as it's known to the religious right, "magic.") A former Nobel prize laureate is publishing a theory that involves dispursing sulfur into the stratosphere in order to heal the evergrowing, gaping hole.

As Lewis Black once commented, "It's unacceptable that we live without an o-zone. We have rockets, we have saran wrap....fix it."

If proven affective, I will personally take it upon myself to use three bottles of spraypaint a day, because I'm an American.

Personal Update: Jess' jeep is getting close to 12 miles a gallon in town and he cries himself to sleep on a bi-weekly basis. Waiting for this scientist to solve the problem.

Scientist publishes 'escape route' from global warming (The Independent)