And a Partridge in a Pear Tree....

The following conversation took place over the phone during my lunch hour...

Jess: BREEEEEEEEEEEWHAHA......
Stevo: Dude, I'm so fucking excited.
Jess: Same here. The clock's never moved slower.
Stevo: It's like Christmas. Only in the Summer and just shitfaced.

The Second Annual Alpha/Sigma Tiffin Summer Break Brouhaha begins today. Opening ceremonies around 8 with the beginning of the ceremonial playing of the event's soundtrack.

Don't know the words to these two songs? Better learn em.....

Hillbillies- Hot Apple Pie
Never Even Called Me By My Name- David Allan Coe