I Had Gay-Dar in Junior High

I TOLD you he was gay! I TOLD you!

So former N'Sync star Lance Bass has finally come out of the closet. When I was a pre-teen I called him gay because of adolescent jealously of his popularity with the girls. I'm a grown man, I can admit that now.

What did we learn today? Bitter jealously brings truth everytime.

"So I had that weight on me of like, `Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did,'' Bass tells the San Jose Mercury News.

Didn't fool me for a second, LB. And I was twelve.

Bold prediction: Nick Lachey to wed someone from O-Town.

Called it.

N'Sync's Lance Bass Says He's Gay (San Jose Mercury News)
No Privacy For Lance at Gay Bar (ABC News)