NAMBLA's new poster boy

Cleveland has taken its fair share of abuse in the media. Whether it be the Mistake by the Lake, Red Right 88, the Curse of Rocky Colavito, or the Flaming Cuyahoga, honor has not been in abundance in the land of Drew Carey.

Throw another one on the pile.

A Rocky River man has taken it upon himself to declare sexual relations with children hunky-dory. I know people from Rocky River. I'm holding them all responsible for the horsewhipping that should be occuring on the courthouse lawn right now.

Calling himself a Pagan Friar, the man truly believes he should not be subject to the laws of the Great State of Ohio. And all this happening on State Fair Week. A shame, really.

It really makes you look at the cow made entirely of butter in a different light.

Ohio Man Claims Right To Have Sex With Boys (NBC 10- Philadelphia)
Hicks Everywhere Rejoice: Ohio State Fair Now Open (U Weekly)