Blogging's Next Frontier: The Great White North

Over the years Canada has given us such treasures as curling, Crown Royal, Michael J. Fox, and the 1968 Toronto Maple Leafs. I reckon it's time we give something back. Enter twelve of Ohio University's finest drinkers. I will be a member of the dozen men and women who make the trek into the Northern Territories and proceed to drink and gamble until I am either content or physically unable to continue.

However, this endeavor is not without benefit to you, the reader. Throughout this trip I will be blogging with my trusty laptop, sequestered in a cozy hotel room in Windsor, Ontario. That makes four days of blog entries detailing points like how many times Josh gets in trouble for saying something inappropriate to a girl and on what day Kate finally breaks down and goes to the strip club.

These entries should also provide you amazing insight into a new and unknown culture: Canada. Seemingly quiet and unimportant, I hope to show the vibrance and downright obnoxiousness of our canuck neighbors. My personal goal? Get one of them to be rude to me. This also will lead into my hardcore piece of investigative journalism on illegal immigration, "Snowbacks: They Walk Among Us."

So be warned. March 20th-23rd will be an exclusive. You also may want to stock up on Canadian bacon and maple syrup in anticipation of the trade embargo that Canada will have no choice to enforce after we instigate an international incident involving a baby-sized wetsuit and the hourly rate charged by a midget-for-rent.

God Bless America