Dabbling. That's all I do. I dabble.

Despite a veritable cornucopia of activity in the news world over the past 12 hours or so, you're only getting a quick blurb on each story. You're gonna have to do your own reading you wastrels.

An arrest was finally made in the JonBenet Ramsey case, nearly 10 years after police opened an investigation on the 6-year-old's grizzly murder. Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldmans' killer to be arraigned sometime around 2012.

A 'hybrid mutant' was found dead along the side of the road in Maine yesterday, and is possibly the basis of years of Maine old-wives tales. Response from Maine: "Just happy someone adknowledged our existance again." (Also, it's worth checking out the picture Matt Drudge ran beside his link to this story. WTF?)

Also, right here in the great state of Ohio, 2 teens have been given a reprieve on their 60 day jail sentence for causing a wreck with a decoy deer so they won't miss the high school football season. The crash caused two non-fatal injuries and the boys are to serve their time in a juvenile detention center following the season. Don't be too hard on the judge though, in his own words he sees "positive things about participating in football." He's probably right, football may keep the two on more of straight path than jail, particularly at a program like Kenton.

And NEVER FEAR! Rev. Jesse Jackson is going to negotiate a prisoner swap in the middle east. Why is it he is so loved everywhere else but here?

Suspect calls JonBenet’s death ‘an accident’ (AP via MSNBC)
'Hybrid Mutant' Found Dead in Maine (Breitbart.com)
Judge delays jail sentence for football (AP via CNN)
Rev. Jackson offers to negotiate Middle East prisoner swap (AP via CNN)