Hungry like the wolf OR Why the Puerto Rican public education system is sketchy

Anecdotes involving alleged murderer/sexual predator and assumed fan of Duran Duran John Mark Karr show that he once told a Puerto Rican family he was renting from while working as an English teacher that sexually, he was "like a wolf."

Giving no rhyme or reason as to why the wild canine was his carnal comparison of choice, Karr also told family members that he preferred girls to women. Statements such as that ultimately led to his eviction from the family's property.

While, given the circumstances, Karr's words are quite creepy, it's not out of the ordinary for other men to model their sexual prowess after certain animals, just like the Animorphs. Woody Allen totally works as a box turtle while Charlie Sheen would probably be more suited for the fox. Personally, I think the most underrated of them all is the aardvark.

From the department at irony, Coors Brewing boss Pete Coors was convicted of driving while impaired on Friday in Colorado.

Coors, who led a doomed US Senate campaign in '04, had a BAC of .088. Just over the legal limit, Coors was given a lesser charge, as is common when the defendant's BAC is so low and no damage was incurred.

From a Coors Light drinker, I am undeterred and still love those commercials where Pete is trapsing through the snow, (this isn't Pete but you get the idea.) They just make me feel great.

Finally, Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels has a vision. A vision that includes a strip club district.

Despite his best efforts to consolidate all nudie bars in one area near SafeCo Field the ruler of the Emerald City has been shot down by the city zoning commission.

I boo you, zoning commission. I boo you.

(P.S.- Pictures are back. Fuck yeah.)

'Sexually, I am like a wolf,' Karr bragged to landlord (CNN)
Beer Executive Pete Coors Pleads Guilty (The Denver Channel)
Panel Rejects Mayor's Strip Club District Plan (KIRO-TV Seattle)